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Sucking on pen caps has caused many deaths in children. If we teach children not to suck on pen caps they might not die. However some argue that sucking on pen caps is a moral character flaw and that we should just say "NO". These people argue that talking about the issue is like condoning the behaviour and it is wrong. A good American should not let their kids hang out with pens in the first place. Children don't need pens, they should be given a gun to play with, just like when I was a kid.

Harm reduction could save lives.
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No its morally wrong.
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Yes teaching the children not to suck is a good idea
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Total voters: 1

Whut ever happened to the fine old art of egg-sucking?

In the era of the big-box store,it could be mechanized.Just get one of these battery-powered[may I point out that these stores sell batteries also?]vacuum cleaners and;by a simple adaptation of a plastic bad for the dust bag[find the guy who designed a powdered coal fuel injector for a diesel engine to do this]and a straw with a [preferable]diamond tip and you could evacuate a few dozen eggs in the morning and sell omlettes all afternoon!
This may be important in the coming hard times.